Matt, 23, Canada, Lover of Jen, News Junkie, Journalist, Photographer, Podcaster, Simpsons nerd, Opinionated curmudgeon.
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Some of the photographs I post are not my own, and they are copyrighted by their respective photographers. I will cite and source every photograph I find that isn't mine. This isn't a commercial/profit blog, I do not make any money from this blog. I post photographs I like and am inspired by to show to my followers, in the hopes that they like them and are inspired by them as well. I do not wish to profit or gain from posting others' works.
OH MY GOD THE CARPOCALYPSE!!! The carpaccio! The carpal-tunnel syndrome! The caramel corn! The Carmen Mirandeath! Now sure, Californians have survived earthquakes, drought, wildfire, Laker victories, even alien invasions. But this is the big one, folks — increased traffic on two off-peak days! You know what that means: someone might have to walk someplace.
As a comedian, I believe you get less and less funny living in L.A. There’s less particle flow. You’re not hit with as many objects, images, sensations, you know…. There are fewer reminders that life is complex in L.A. than in New York. New York is like a pie in the face every day.